Humor
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2009-05-03 | Author:David Sedaris [SEDARIS, DAVID]

c.o.g. The bus from North Carolina to Oregon takes four days, which breaks down to roughly seventy-five thousand hours if one is traveling without the aid of a strong animal ...
( Category: Satire June 28,2017 )
epub |rus | | Author:Tales of the City [City, Tales of the]

"Well, what the hell isthe goddamn . . . ?" "Can I take your order now?" The Bullshots had arrived, along with a waiter whose green eyes and chestnut hair ...
( Category: Humorous June 19,2017 )
epub, pdf |eng | 2005-01-06 | Author:Leslie Carroll [Carroll, Leslie]

PLAY DATES 193 “You know what they say on New Year’s Day?” She shakes her head. “Out with the old and in with the new.” I grab my champagne glass ...
( Category: Humorous June 8,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Peter Bognanni

18. Divide and Conquer WHEN MY EYES DECIDED TO OPEN AGAIN, I WAS LYING on my back on a sofa. I was buried under a musty blanket, and there was ...
( Category: Coming of Age June 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2010-03-21 | Author:Tamar., Myers, [Tamar., Myers,]

“Hallelujah!” Mama sang. “My bladder thanks you!” “Then you better scoot on in and find a stall. I have a feeling there are a hundred other bladders waiting to be ...
( Category: Humor June 7,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Garrison Keillor

15. James’s inner resolve is sorely tested in the dark waters James, what the hell you doing out here?” He stepped toward her to give her a hug and warm ...
( Category: Humorous June 7,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Johnson Jones Hooper

Lieutenant Snipes suggested that there was no drum or fife, as the Captain knew, on the premises but that " uncle Billy Allen" was an excellent drummer, and Joe Nails ...
( Category: Humorous June 7,2017 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2005-02-15 | Author:Michael Chabon [Chabon, Michael]

"Don't worry," Sammy said, "the whole building acts like one gigantic— Oh." Bacon's breath was sour with wine, but one sweet drop of the stuff lingered on his lips as ...
( Category: Thriller & Suspense June 7,2017 )
epub |eng | 2004-11-15 | Author:Mark Twain & Tom Quirk [Twain, Mark & Quirk, Tom]

CHAPTER XXI It was after sun-up, now, but we went right on, and didn’t tie up. The king and the duke turned out, by-and-by, looking pretty rusty; but after they’d ...
( Category: Anthologies June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Chuck Klosterman [Klosterman, Chuck]

NOVEMBER 24, 1983 (Mitch) “Post pattern,” he said. “Sprint upfield thirteen steps, plant your outside foot hard, and break toward the center of the field at a forty-five degree angle. ...
( Category: Humorous June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-03-03 | Author:S. G. Browne [Browne, S. G.]

scribble words down on my dry erase board so Ted can’t see what I’m writing as I watch him out of the corner of my eye, studying me with a ...
( Category: Dark Humor June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi | | 2010-04-08 | Author:Michele Bardsley [Bardsley, Michele]

“I’ll give you my power,” I said, “if you promise to let Ralph live.” His answer to my request was to drop Ralph onto the pavement. “Libby?” Ralph was awake. ...
( Category: Humor June 7,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-05-08 | Author:Katie Heaney

12. THE DAMN BEAR WOULDN’T STOP staring at me. After a full day of squeezing my legs into the minuscule space the monstrosity had left under my desk, I decided ...
( Category: Coming of Age May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-05-01 | Author:Geraldine DeRuiter

1. I was drunk on sangria. 2. Peeing all over the place made me feel a lot better. 3. I didn’t kill anyone. 4. I screw up a lot (see ...
( Category: Satire May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2003-05-20 | Author:Kavita Daswani [Kavita Daswani]

Chapter Ten Women must be honoured and adorned by their fathers, brothers, husbands and brothers-in-law who desire great good fortune. Where women, verily, are honoured, there the gods rejoice; where, ...
( Category: Humorous May 21,2017 )